Whats going on. Today I went to pick up the Bang Bus and met this valet guy I've known for a while. When I asked him if he wants to get behind of wheel of the legendary ride he said he is totally cool with that. He was a nice guy though. Anyway, that was some other dude I was suppose to pick up, an old friend of mine Commando or simply “The puck”. This Cuban guy was excited about fucking some girl inside of the van, so we got him on board. Today SoBe female locals and visitors weren't quite friendly to us. Still trying to figure out why they all had such an attitude towards us. Maybe because the Spring Break was over and every happy individual who got laid during this event went back home and everyone who wasn't that lucky for whatever reason stayed in Miami all mad and shit. Seems like those were the ones we were trying to talk with. So after I was about to waste my last tape on filming those Miami losers we met a hot Lily. She was looking for an apartment on the beach for some decent price. I told her that it would be a pleasure to help her out and take her on the tour so she could check out her future neighborhood. She was so hot. I offered her a $100 so she could show her undies. She did. Then $200 for showing her boobs. 300$ for mooning. She had no problems doing that either. Well I ended up “spending” an over a GRAND. If you at least have graduated from the elementary school it would be easy for you to calculate what she agreed to do for this amount of money. The drop off took place by the condo building I was telling her about. As she got off ........ oh just imagine this irresistible smell of the burning rubber of the condoms and the Bang Bus tires. Peace!

Whats up peeps. Here we are driving the bus again down the streets of Miami. Today we had my friend checking out the famous vehicle, she was just curious how it looks since she've heard so many things about it. The only one thing she didn't remember is that she not suppose to step out of bus no matter what we tell her. Poor thing ended up standing on the side of a road screaming at us as we took off. Lucky her it was in South Beach. As the matter of fucked we could only find this MILF to talk with until her grumpy boyfriend showed up. So we decided to go somewhere else. Well you never know. An hour later we found ourself driving in some creepy neighborhood where we saw this security guard chick standing in front of the gates. I turned out that she just recently got this job and wasn't making enough money. I offered her what I usually offer and she agreed. For those who didn't get it check out some previous episodes. Anyway this girl told us that she likes when somebody likes her toes, and my boy AJ told her that he would like to do it for her. Then I realized that the half of conversation I filmed wasn't recorded cause I bought this fucking tape from some Indochinese dude. Well like I said this chick was in need for money and finally agreed to fuck AJ after I offered her $300. This shit was hilarious. After AJ banged her, we dropped her off right in front of the building where she was working at, but with no cloth on. Well at least she got to keep the gun.

How y'all doing. Welcome aboard fellas. Bang bus is on the road. Today we went back to Fort Lauderdale after this new driver finally showed up. Damn it was hard to find girls today. I don't know what the hell is going on. It took us about an hour to find somebody to talk with. I guess that day was a National Assholes Day, when all mean mofos across US going out and trying to be rude with whoever they come across. I even was up for picking up some old lady and see if she wants to show her boobs inside of a bus. Sound stupid but what can I do. I don't know what would happen if this kind gentlemen wouldn't tell us to go back to Miami. As soon as we got there we met this couple walking down the street. After I offered them some money so they can go with us, they didn't even doubt. Those guys were cool. Perla flashed me few times and I figured what if they want to fuck inside, so they don't have to worry about hotels and shit. Guess what, they were up for it. It worked out well for all of us. But at the end this boy Jojo asked me to pull up cause he wanted to take a leak. What were he thinking about when he was leaving this hottie in the bus with us? I guess he still thinks about this stupid mistake he made as he walking back from some shit hole neighborhood we left him at.Your brother from another mother. PP

Whats up, fellas? Our 3rd Spring Break Bang Series is here. Today I decided to go over to Fort Lauderdale. This guy AJ seems like knows how to take care of business on the Bus so I took him with me. Some dude named Serg kept e-mailing me every single day asking to let him drive the Bang Bus. I was ignoring this weirdo for a years until he finally got me. It turned out that he resides in Fort Lauderdale so I gave it a shoot. He was so happy when I gave him the keys and a t-shirt. Well you all know we do everything that it takes in order to make someone happy. Anyway here whats happen. Serg took us over to this restaurant area saying that we can find a lot to pick from there. To be honest with you, we didn't succeed. As the matter of fact we actually sucked, but at least we met this kind gentleman on Ferrari who told us where to search. So we went to the beach. I don't know something wasn't right this day. We spent an hour to find some decent chick to talk with. After we spoke with some white trash representatives from Tennessee, a 75 year old woman, and some other peeps we finally met this Canadian girl walking alone on the sidewalk. Fortunately for us it was going to be raining and I offered her to get inside so she wont get wet. It didn't help cause she finally got wet, but it happened a half an hour later and inside. AJ took care of this girl in the best Bang Bus traditions. She was riding his cock like a wild woman. The drop of was great. Check this out.

Whats up fellas. Spring Break Heaven volume 2 is up. So let me tell you really quick whats happened this time. As yo all know our driver Al B finally got his jew nose job done and quit driving since his face now looks like a dick which attracts too much unwanted attention. So assuming that I came out with an idea to let our most loyal fans get behind a legendary wheel. This time Tito was the lucky one. He told me that ever since he started watching the Bang Bus all he could think of is becoming a part of it at least once. His dream came true. Like a dream of this other guy AJ who we met like in an hour later. Since AJ was a good looking kid I thought we could use him as a bait for some hot spring breaker. That shit really work. Well after about 10 tries. Anyway he introduced me to this girl from Texas and I asked her if she wants to join us on our South Beach tour with a quick stop in Ft. Lauderdale (which she wasn't told of course). She thought that it could be fun and agreed to get inside. A 10 minutes later she found AJ's cock behind her chick and a little while after that she was riding his cock like a real Texas cowgirl. We had a lot of fun with those two. Yeah I forgot to say that before I found them we had another two chicks flushing in front of my camera. Check this out!

Yo whats up you motherfuckers out there! I bet you missed us this whole month. Thats right the bus is back bitches...well sort of. I was supposed to meet up with Sanchez this week. He had invited me over for some South Beach fun, but when I get on the bus there was no Sanchez. Only this scrawny looking kid who says he is Bang Bus's biggest fan. He told me Sanchez was out late last night and was partied out. He also gave the super fan the keys to the truck. Something seemed weird about the whole thing but hey we're on the bus and were at the Beach so I decided to have a little fun myself. We cruised around for a couple hours talking to random chicks in hopes of getting them in the bus, but let me tell you it's not as easy as it looks. We finally managed to get this one girl to flash us for two hundred dollars but she dipped before we could have anymore fun with her. We were a little frustrated, so we cruised around for a few more hours trying to see what we can scrounge up out there. After all its Spring Break! Finally when we thought this was going to be a bogus ride we scoped out this blonde bombshell and this chocolate momma walking down the strip. We told them we were two college students shooting a documentary and asked them if they could jump in and talk to us.The plan worked! After a little while, We offered them some money and got them to flash their titties at us. We knew this was it because when it finally came to the moment of truth and after one of them decided this wasn't her thing and ditched her friend . The blonde bombshell showed us she was willing to show us more, she only had two conditions that we pay her and that she chooses which man she wants to fuck. We couldn't refuse. So come back to the bus and check out this nice slice of Spring Break heaven we have for you. Preston Parker out

What can I say about Shy Love? There's nothing shy about her for starters. The girl is a sexual being. We love those kind of beings. They make our world go round. After a very candid conversation we found out that Shy Love has had 22 cocks in her ass in the last year. She's a Virgo and enjoys long walks on short beaches. So back to the story. We go inside this gated community cause AL-B's an idiot. I guess it all worked out for the best. We found this French guy that Shy liked and they started talking about anal and gay French movies and before you know it he was sticking his cock in her pussy. Just like that! You know how we role. Do you? Do you know how we role. I role Dirt bitches! Enough representing. The sex was incredible. Frenchy put it down on my girl. He even made her cum. As a reward Shy gave him a messy blowjob that I nor you the fans will ever forget. This girl ain't a porn star for nothin. NO WHAT I'M SAYIN! Later we ditched the French extra far from home. That's always a plus. Enjoy Fellas. Keep it real and all that! Peace! D.Sanchez.

Yo! What up B! Teddy Wanksta here taking over for Sanchez. Just kidding! Teddy's back in Wyoming. We found out later he was really from Worland, Wyoming. What a Wanksta! If he wasn't JT's cousin I would have probably kicked him out of the bus too. Much like we did this crazy ass girl named Samantha. I couldn't figure this girl out. She claimed she loved to read and teach others yet she had the vocabulary of a seventh grader. After a while I stopped trying to figure her out and went in for the kill. She was like putty in my hands. The girl was money hungry! She gave me some lame student loan story but I suspect the girl never graduated junior high. In reality I think this girl just wanted to get fucked. I don't really think she even cared about the money that she never got. She was all over Teddy Wanksta from the start. Teddy hit that ass! He tore up as they say. He did good.....for a wanksta! That's my favorite word of the week if you haven't noticed by now. This girl Samantha gave great head by the way. Teddy told me it was the best head he had ever gotten. Of course, he was a virgin. After Teddy came all over her face we then concocted a brilliant plan Albert and I. It involved the girls back pack and the passenger side window. She took the bait and ran out to get her book bag. Just that easy ,she was never to be seen again. -D. Sanchez

I know we've been having a bunch of famous girls on the bus the last couple of months. That being said, Flower Tucci is my latest guest on the bus. I had to bring Flower. She's a personal friend and one of the hottest porn stars ever. Nick named ,the squirting flower, this girl has a hot moist pussy, a bodacious ass, and a sex hunger that doesn't quit. Have a mentioned the squirting thing. So we picked up some dumb ass tard at some shopping plaza. This guy was run of the mill if I've ever seen it. I gave him the heads up and he hopped aboard. This episode is proof that even the mentally retarded love Flower's pussy. This guy hit that ass! I suspect he was a virgin. You should have seen this guy's face when Flower squirted all over his cock and stomach. He looked like a dear in head lights. In the end, he busted a nut on Flowers face, then when he went to piss we left his stupid ass on the side of the road. Signora sucker! -D. Sanchez